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"Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm." -Gandalf
Ashley | 20 | Single | USA
When life hands me lemons, I squirt them in the eyes of my enemies. You don't like how I look? Oh well, eat a dick. You don't enjoy my attitude? Oh goodness, fuck in a direction away from me. I enjoy long romantic strolls to the fridge and extravagant sexual nights spent online.